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niknak79:

I don’t think they looked hard enough

niknak79:

I don’t think they looked hard enough

(via orgasmic-humor)

ckings:

seriously one of the most hilarious terms and conditions ever
and the only reason i read it

ckings:

seriously one of the most hilarious terms and conditions ever

and the only reason i read it

(via stuffwhetheryoulikeitornot)

When you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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whyjess:

if anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented these little shitsimage

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spoopyeeveez:

TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND THE ONE GIRL WAS LIKE “DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?” AND THE OTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOUR STOMACH DOESNT DIGEST IT AND IT STAYS IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “I THINK THAT’S GUM” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “NO IM PRETTY IT’S CUM” I HAD TO WALK AWAY TO KEEP FROM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING

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spoopy-hilton:

masterpiece

spoopy-hilton:

masterpiece

(via telapathetic)

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princesspichu:

aka the biggest bitch move in the history of forever

princesspichu:

aka the biggest bitch move in the history of forever

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