Studies at School
Lives in 'MURICA
Forever Alone
Speaks 'MURICAN
Born on August 1st
From Somewhere in Texas
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
still can’t believe my blog is worth $1.1 billion
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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