May 2013
meladoodle:
follow the yolo brick road
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
still can’t believe my blog is worth $1.1 billion
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
torncitizen:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
dammit i need music I can actually dance to
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
slenclerman:
i made a list of the things i hate about myself
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
xxohellokittyxx:
jesuschristvevo:
this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in deserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
You had to...
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
inbox:
cheerios are just bagel seeds
tokomon:
“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”
lameborghini:
u think im paying attention to what ur saying but really im just staring at u and thinking about pancakes
internetexorcism:
“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
gcoky:
mulinlust:
gcoky:
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
